It’s trying to whisper something to me.
I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me
i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual
not into sex, really into puns
"If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."
Side note: For a moment there I thought she was going to say “You really should go fuck yourself” but I suppose this is a lot more graceful and polite :P
when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up
when it’s 7am and you hear your parents getting up for work
if you date me we will have:
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
make up sex
break up sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
Scooby Doo lost mysteries by IBTrav.
I shared this with Wes Craven for you! And he saw it! And posted it to Instagram and twitter! Lovely artwork you have! :)
I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?
Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con