a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
i think i just peed
Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Stefani - 28 - random - self diagnosed schizophrenic/multiple personalities - call me Steffy, Lady GaGa, or Teh Germ (bc i identifiez as amoeba-kin enywai :3) Pronouns zi/zer/zib/ziself (example: zi when to the store to buy some manga for ziself) I is a carnivore bc eating plants is offensive 2 me >__< && also bc i is part dinosaur (RAWR! <3) i write my own yaoi fanfic && yew can follow my deviantart page @steffyiz2random. i don’t listen to britney spears or eny of that other pop shiiiiiz bc it’s trash. i prefer sleeping with sirens and panic at the disco <3 (p.s. if yew cannt tell im not like other girls lololololol <3) feel free to send mee any fanmail, i try to respond too all of mai fanz ««3333 ~**STEFFYgirl1986**~
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
Mass UFO Sightings Over Houston
Reports of UFO sightings all over Houston, Texas took the social media by storm a few nights ago with pictures if a circular UFO popping up all over Twitter.
People from all over the city of Houston were posting pictures of a circular UFO that seemed to be following a thunderstorm going through the area.
One witness captured a short video of the UFO.
WHERE IS THE FULL VIDEO
"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
- Peter Quill / Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
I made this for fun, but now I totally need to print it as a black light poster.